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Cows
But first, some cows...

'A Day in the Office'
Smart casual.

'You're in my Country Now'
Please do wipe your feet.

'Jam, please'
Crumpet times.

'Flippin' Mad'
Choose your topping...

'Your Majesty'
An inflated sense of his own self-importance.

'Red Sauce'
Not complete without it.

'Over the Moon'
...and the dish ran away with the spoon.

'Aga Saga'
I just baked this...

'A Useful Cow'
Everyone's favourite guest.

'Milka Selfie'
Chocolate indulgence.

'Cow Content'
Online truth.

'Coffee lifeline'
Too real.

'Unconditional'
Raw.

'Entertain Me'
A rare vintage.

'Damien's Darling
Art, for art's sake.

'Barista'
Make it strong.

'It was a scary night...'
It was the caretaker all along!
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